- me: hi id like to place and order for delivery
- chinese lady: simma ting wong peng cheng wop
- me: what
- chinese lady: i said...simma ting wong peng cheng wop
- me: what
- chinese lady: I SAID SIMMA TING WONG PENG CHENG WOP CHING CHONG
- me: im sorry.......what
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mother: get off the computer
me: *makes chewbacca noise*
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hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
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hey, I just met you
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In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
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